Midlife Garage

Midlife isn't a crisis. It's a garage full of potential.

What We Believe

1. Midlife isn’t the end of the road.
It’s the perfect time to hit the gas, try new things, and enjoy what you’ve built.

2. Stereotypes are meant to be played with.
If people expect “Corvette Dad” energy, we’ll give them a show.

3. Fun is a feature, not a bug.
We don’t take ourselves too seriously — but we take having a good time very seriously.

4. Community > Clout.
This isn’t about going viral. It’s about connecting with people who get it.

5. Give back when you can.
A portion of every merch sale goes to Gamers on the Edge, helping kids in hospitals,
and EmpowerHER, supporting women of all backgrounds. Using our platform for good is part of the ride.